OUR ADORING FAN BASE
(ed. Originally published August 13, 2012 – here!)
On Aug 13, 2012 4:55 PM, “Sue” wrote:
> WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF FILING LAW ENFORCEMENT COMPLAINTS AS WELL AS LAWSUITS AGAINST THE PERSON OR PERSON/S WHO WRITES OR HAS EVER WRITTEN THE OLAASM TWITTER OR TUMBLR OR ANY OTHER OLAASM COMMUNICATIONS. These are being filed on behalf of the many victims of this vicious, irresponsible person/s who have defamed and harassed so many victims.
> IF ANYONE HAS THE ACTUAL IDENTITY OF THE person/s writing this or who has ever written any of it, Please contact OFF LIST to this email. this will be handled with the strictest of confidence. ALSO, all who wish to join in the complaint against this bad person/s, please also write OFF LIST in strictest confidence.
> Thank you.
File under: Stop Snitching, Fuck Sue Basko, Who is Sue Basko?, Where on Earth is Sue Basko? and Snitches Get Stitches.
Update: As of January 1, 2014 – nobody “who writes or has ever written” for OLAASM has been served in relation to this hilarious email.